What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
