You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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