Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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