I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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