People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
