dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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