I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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