8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Screwed.edu
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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