can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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