Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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