We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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