I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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