I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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