i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Randomize
