dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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