How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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