I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize
