New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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