I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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