Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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