just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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