Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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