Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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