We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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