I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Randomize
