Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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