I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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