i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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