is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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