The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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