so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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