i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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