No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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