I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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