did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
