Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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