Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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