dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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