Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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