chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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