Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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