in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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