So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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