i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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