What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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