everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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