He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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