their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
