I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i dont even know how to be here
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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