: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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